Timothy Burke: I was gonna have Thanksgiving at my girlfriend's.
Monica: Oh.
Timothy Burke: But we broke up.
Monica: Oh.
Timothy Burke: She wasn't ready for a serious commitment.
Monica: [in a pirate voice] So you made her walk the plank, aye, matey?
Timothy Burke: You're not wearing the patch yet.
Monica: I know.

Ross: He's coming here for Thanksgiving?
Rachel: I know. It's sick.
Monica: Why is it sick?
Rachel: Because it's Richard's son. It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner.
Monica: Okay, if it were Greek I would be blind in both eyes.

Ross: Hey, Mon, if things work out between you and Richard's son you can tell your kids that you slept with their grandfather.

Ross: Hey, remember that necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?
Rachel: Why?
Ross: I just want to check something.
Rachel: Okay.
Ross: Now we'll see.

Chandler: Air hole! Air hole!

Rachel: Here it is. I love it. I wear it all the time.
Ross: The necklace I got you was gold. This is silver.
Rachel: Huh. Well, maybe it changed.
Ross: Oh, my God. You actually exchanged it.
Rachel: Well, isn't it better that I exchange it for something I actually enjoy and can get a lot of use out of?
Ross: What did you get?
Rachel: Credit.

Monica: Let me show you. The towels are hanging next to the sink. And you can use the fancy soap.
Timothy Burke: Thank you.
Rachel: Fancy soap? I thought we were saving that for the pope.

Rachel: Hey, Ross, could you pass me the yams?
Ross: Sure. And Joey's got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.

Timothy Burke: Was that not okay?
Monica: No, no, no. No, that was good. That was a good kiss.
Timothy Burke: Oh, my God. lt reminded you of-
Monica: Don't say it!
Timothy Burke: lt did, didn't it?
Monica: Yes!
Timothy Burke: Oh, man.
Monica: I know.

Kathy: Chandler?
Phoebe: Oh, he can't talk right now.
Kathy: Why not? What's going on?
Phoebe: He's trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Kathy: By being in a box?
Rachel: Joey had reasons.
Phoebe: They were threefold.