‘The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding’
Season 2, Episode 24 - Aired May 16, 1996
Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Meanwhile, Joey needs to practice kissing guys to land a part in a Warren Beatty movie, Monica ponders the future of her relationship with Richard, and Chandler strikes up a romance on the Internet.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Do you not see kids in our future?
Richard: Oh, hey, I love children, I have children. But I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start. Look, I want you, now.
Monica: That's great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute. And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon.
Ross: Get away from me. I said no.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: Ooh, hey, what is all that?
Chandler: Oh, it's a website, it's the, uh, the Guggenheim museum. See, she likes art, and I like funny words.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: You know, what I think is so great that you are totally into this person and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, or it could be a guy.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Man, I got this close to him and Monica kneed me in the back.
Quote from Monica
Monica: So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.
Richard: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Oh my God, this is so humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school.
I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.
Ross: Rach, hey look, I remember that, it wasn't so bad.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, would you stop. You got me, I'm dating you.
Quote from Rachel
Barry: Oh Rach, you're still here, at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.
Rachel: Yeah, I love that story.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that it is good to see me up and about?
Mindy: Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of insane.
Rachel: Insane?
Mindy: From the syphilis.
Rachel: What?!
Barry: Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Angela? Joey Tribiani. Listen, what are ya doing tonight? I know you're seeing that guy, I was thinking maybe you could bring him.