Joey: Hey, what's going on?
Chandler: Oh, I'm packing. You know, I'm packing because I'm moving to Yemen tomorrow.
Joey: Thanks for telling me.

Joey: Ross, you want to stay away from that guy. And that one. And that one. And that one. Dude, they're all huge.
Ross: They don't look any bigger than me.
Joey: Well, maybe that's because you're closer to you, so you look bigger to you from where you are.

Rachel: You have never been able to break up with her.
Chandler: I don't have to break up with her this time. We are not involved. I'm going to do a preemptive strike. I'm going to end it with her before it starts.

Chandler: My ass is, like, frozen.
Joey: Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes. [silence] I'm telling you.

Devon: Do you realize we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
Emily: Oh, my God. I think you're right.
Liam: Actually, the last time you and I saw each other was the next morning.
Emily: Oh, Liam!
Ross: Oh, Liam.

Janice: Oh, boy. I just love to sing.
Chandler: Yes, I know you do. But I think one of the reasons people were complaining was because most of the people had paid to hear the actor sing "Old Man River."

Phoebe: Could we put on the news? I think it might be raining.

Janice: Hey there, Ross.
Ross: Hey...
Phoebe: Janice.

Janice: Chandler, I'll show you how to roll your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. It's a real space-saver.
Phoebe: Yeah, I do that because it makes me look taller.

Janice: Chandler, come on.
Chandler: Okay. Joey, trade lives with me.
Joey: Nope.