Rachel: Please, Ross. You got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
Ross: That's because your mom's dog kept looking at me.

Rachel: What are these?
Monica: Electrical plans for the building.
Rachel: Okay, okay. Okay, should I be scared?
Monica: I know that switch has to do something. So I went down to City Hall and I got these.
All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Rachel: Wow. If only more people knew.

Emily: I can't believe they're doing that. I told them to go easy on him.
Phoebe: No offense, but sometimes it's hard to understand you, with the accent.

Emily: If you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
Ross: God, no. That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.

Ross: Trick hip, no cup. Okay. Okay.
Emily: And Liam's got bad knees. Hit him right and he'll go down like a lamp.
Ross: But Liam's on my team.
Emily: I don't care. You just get him.

Ross: Okay, I am going back in. [grunts]
Joey: Red Ross. Yeah.

Monica: I just thought if I could follow the wire, I'd find out what it did.
Rachel: And did you?
Monica: No. It disappears back there behind that baseboard. For a minute, I thought it went downstairs, but it didn't. Say hello to Mrs. Catrokis.

Ross: I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I haven't done that since I was four and I washed my dad's Porsche with rocks.

Ross: I hurt three huge men. I gave a guy a bloody nose. I mean, I'm not proud of it, but I really am.

Emily: Did that hurt you?
Ross: It's worth the pain.
Ross: You know what? It's not.