‘The One with All the Cheesecakes’
Season 7, Episode 11 - Aired January 4, 2001
Chandler and Rachel get hooked on cheesecakes which were meant for someone else. David is in New York for just one night, but Phoebe has already made plans with Joey. Monica is upset that she wasn't invited to her cousin's wedding.
Quote from Ross
Monica: There's Frannie. Won't she be happy to see me?
Ross: Wait. You be nice, all right? I didn't bring you here so you can ambush her.
Monica: Frannie was the one who found your Playboys and showed them to Mom.
Ross: That bitch.
Quote from David
David: I hate this, but I have to go. I can't miss my flight.
Phoebe: I bet there's another flight to Minsk-
David: in July.
Quote from David
Phoebe: That's really beautiful. What does it mean?
David: "Please clean my beakers." I don't get out of the lab much.
Quote from Ross
Aunt Millie: Hi, sweetie. Are you leaving?
Ross: Well-
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on.
Ross: Why? Why on the lips?
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: How can you eat it without me?
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do? Are you going to go run and tell Monica? You going to tell Joey? No, because then you're going to have to tell them what we did. We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: It's probably just a mistake. Let me call Aunt Cheryl, okay. Maybe you are invited and the invitation just got lost in the mail.
Monica: Yeah, well, you call her and tell her that, you know, when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times. Okay, and if I hadn't stopped her, there wouldn't even be a wedding to go to.
Ross: You know, she tried to undress me too.
Chandler: I used to undress my cousin Glenn.