Rachel Quote #724
Quote from Rachel in The One with All the Cheesecakes
Chandler: How can you eat it without me?
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do? Are you going to go run and tell Monica? You going to tell Joey? No, because then you're going to have to tell them what we did. We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.
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‘The One with All the Cheesecakes’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: I should get going. Big day at work. You know how I'm in a coma? Well, today they do this test on me and it turns out I'm not brain-dead.
Chandler: So-
Joey: Ah-ah, Mr. Smarty Pants. It's just my character that's not brain-dead.
Quote from Ross
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me? Why? Why wouldn't you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done? Stuart.
Frannie: I believe you know my husband.
Ross: So it's really a question of "who" could you possibly have done.
Quote from Joey
Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Phoebe: Yes. I'll have a green salad, house dressing and water's fine.
Waiter: And for you, sir?
Joey: Yeah. This slow-roasted salmon, just how slow are we talking?
Waiter: It's already been roasted.
Joey: Oh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Phoebe: Oh, Joey, we've heard the specials three times, okay. There's prime rib, mahi-mahi and a very special lobster ravioli.
Waiter: Actually, we're out of the lobster ravioli.
Joey: Oh, well, that changes everything!