Monica: I have some pretty exciting news.
Phoebe: You're pregnant.
Monica: No. Chandler and I are moving in together.
Phoebe: Oh, that's good. Wow. But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint, Phoebe.

Phoebe: Ross, you're being ridiculous. You are cute and smart and sweet. And that is much more important than three stupid divorces.
Ross: Oh, yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who's been divorced three times?
Phoebe: Well, that's not really fair. You know, most guys who have been divorced three times are, like, 60.

Phoebe: So what do you think, ladies? Who wouldn't want to date him?
Karin: Well, the divorces don't bother me. I'd date him. But not while he's still married.
Phoebe: Okay. And what about you, wouldn't you want to date?
Stephanie: Actually, I'm not dating at all anymore. See, I figured out that I was only dating guys that were, you know, bad for me. So I decided that until I could work that out-
Phoebe: Good. Good. Whatever. What about you, Meg?
Meg: Well, I don't care about the divorces, either. But I wouldn't date him. It's just that he's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Ross: What?
Phoebe: She said, "He's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl."

Chandler: I'll just be across the hall. We can still do all the same stuff.
Joey: We won't be able to, like, get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.
Chandler: Not once did we do that.

Ross: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Hey. Oh, look, here's an article about people who marry people and don't tell them.
Ross: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm reading Ross Geller Magazine.

Ross: All I know is, I can't have another failed marriage.
Phoebe: Okay, what, so you're gonna be married to a girl who doesn't even know about it? Oh. Woman. Sorry.

Monica: I really have to tell Rachel, but I... We just gotta get it over with. You know what, the next time we see them, we'll just tell them. That's it.
Chandler: Oh, is that how this is going to work now? You're just going to order me around all the time?
Monica: Pretty much.
Chandler: All right.

Joey: I'm really happy for you guys. Congratulations. See you later.
Monica: Joey, are you okay?
Joey: Yeah. I gotta go. I've got an acting job. ... Like you'd believe that.

Chandler: I'll be right across the hall. And I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up, I'm moving right back in with you.

Chandler: Hey.
Monica: Oh, I thought you were Rachel.
Chandler: What gave me away?