Phoebe Quote #913
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Phoebe: So what do you think, ladies? Who wouldn't want to date him?
Karin: Well, the divorces don't bother me. I'd date him. But not while he's still married.
Phoebe: Okay. And what about you, wouldn't you want to date?
Stephanie: Actually, I'm not dating at all anymore. See, I figured out that I was only dating guys that were, you know, bad for me. So I decided that until I could work that out-
Phoebe: Good. Good. Whatever. What about you, Meg?
Meg: Well, I don't care about the divorces, either. But I wouldn't date him. It's just that he's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Ross: What?
Phoebe: She said, "He's obviously still in love with this Rachel girl."
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: This isn't something that we just impulsively decided to do in Vegas. This is something that we both really want. And it is going to happen.
Rachel: It is? Really?
Monica: Yeah, sweetie.
Rachel: You mean, we're not gonna live together anymore?
Monica: No.
Rachel: Oh, my God. I'm gonna miss you so much.
Monica: I'm gonna miss you.
Rachel: I mean, it's the end of an era!
Monica: I know!
Quote from Ross
Russell: Why don't you tell me what happened?
Ross: Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas, and we got drunk.
Russell: I'm sorry, is this the same Rachel whose name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
Ross: Yes, yes, yes. But I do not love her.
Russell: Oh. That's better then.
Ross: This was just a drunken mistake, and I need to get it annulled.
Russell: I see. Have you considered therapy?
Ross: I think just the annulment for today.
Russell: There are a couple of forms to fill out.
Ross: Easy.
Russell: And we will need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of sound mind.
Ross: No problem.
Russell: And we'll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
Ross: Ooh. There's no way to do this without her? Because I kind of already told her it was taken care of.
Russell: Of course you did. Look, Ross, you can't get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
Ross: Uh-huh. What about someone who looks like Rachel? I will think about the therapy.
Quote from Ross
Russell: You got married again?
Ross: Yes.
Russell: So that's your second marriage in two years?
Ross: Yes. Second in two years. Third, overall.
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never have I had so much business from one client.