Rachel: I'm not saying it was a bad movie. I'm just saying it was a little hard to follow.
Ross: I told you there were going to be subtitles.
Rachel: I know. I just didn't want to wear my glasses on our first date.

[Rachel giggles]
Ross: What?
Rachel: I'm sorry. Oh, God, I'm sorry. It's just that when you moved your hands down to my butt it was, like, "Whoa. Ross's hands are on my butt."
Ross: And that's funny, why?
Rachel: Well, it's not. I mean, I'm sorry. I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you. You know, it's us.
We're crossing that line. It's sort of a big thing.
Ross: Well, I know it's big. I just didn't know it was ha-ha big.

Rachel: Hi, you guys. [to Ross] Listen, I was thinking about.
Chandler: Can you guys speak up? It's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.

Joey: No. Inside good. Outside bad.

Phoebe: You guys are so pathetic. Oh, Xanadu.
Chandler: She's one of us now.

Ross: Look at that, hey won't even turn their heads.
Rachel: All right, you guys. I'm taking off my shirt.
Joey: [uses a dental mirror] She's lying.

Monica: Well, for your information, he happens to be one of the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest men I've ever been with.
Ross: Dr. Burke is sexy?
Rachel: Oh, God.
Phoebe: Absolutely.

Ross: Oh, look. I can't believe this. Homo habilis can't use tools yet, and they've got him with clay pots? Why don't they just give him a microwave?

Ross: Hey.
Rachel: Hey, you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you.
Ross: I know. It is pretty unbel- We're not alone. [a group of children are on a tour of the museum]

Joey: Is that the fire alarm?
Chandler: Yeah. [puts his hand on the floor] It's not warm yet. We still have time.
Joey: Cool.