‘The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits’
Season 10, Episode 5 - Aired October 30, 2003
When Amy shows up on the eve of her wedding to a man she doesn't love, Rachel takes her in and tries to help her sister plot a new life. Rachel quickly regrets letting Amy babysit Emma. Meanwhile, Phoebe unintentionally ruins Mike's surprise for her, and Joey tries to help Monica and Chandler in their quest to adopt a child.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Hi, Rachel. Here's your sister Amy. She thinks I need pec implants.
Quote from Amy
Rachel: Amy? Hi. Wow. You remember Joey.
Amy: Yeah. Hey, sure. The Days of our Lives guy.
Joey: That's right, yeah.
Amy: You are not good.
Joey: Always nice to meet a fan.
Quote from Amy
Rachel: All right, what's your news, Amy?
Amy: Well I'm getting married.
Rachel: Wow. Oh, my God. To who?
Amy: This guy. He has a killer apartment.
Rachel: And?
Amy: And it's on Fifth. And the elevator opens up right into the living room.
Rachel: No, what's he like?
Amy: Oh, he's okay. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Rachel: Yeah.
Amy: It's his dad.
Rachel: Wow, so he's gotta be-
Amy: Old? Yeah. But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there.
Rachel: Sweetie, I gotta tell you, it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like-
Amy: Myron. Yeah, I told you he was old.
Quote from Amy
Rachel: Honey, you know I once also almost married somebody that I didn't love. Do you remember Barry?
Amy: Remember him? God, we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Rachel: Sometimes just nodding is okay.
Quote from Mike
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard. Someone has a special question to ask.
Phoebe: Oh. How lame. It's so tacky and impersonal.
Mike: Really?
Phoebe: Oh, it's the worst way to propose.
Mike: Excuse me.
Quote from Joey
Joey: I finished my recommendation. Here. And I think you'll be very, very happy. It's the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Quote from Amy
Amy: I took your advice. I left Myron.
Rachel: Good for you!
Amy: I know. I'm Erin Brockovich.
Rachel: Yes, you are. I'm so proud of you.
Amy: Thank you. So can I stay with you?
Rachel: But Erin Brockovich had her own house.
Quote from Amy
Rachel: Amy, that's what I'm supposed to wear today. That's why I hung it on the door.
Amy: Oh, sweetie, you can't pull this off.
Quote from Amy
Rachel: You know what? I was thinking that maybe now would be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future.
Amy: Oh, I can't, honey. I'm gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. I am not happy.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Well, maybe you don't need him to propose to you. Maybe you could propose to him.
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Isn't that a little desperate?
Monica: I proposed to Chandler. All right, moving on.