Chandler: Hey, gorgeous.
Shelly: Hey. Look, l'm sorry about yesterday.
Chandler: Don't worry. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake.
Shelly: Oh, okay. Phew!
Chandler: So, what do you think it is about me?
Shelly: I don't know what. You just have a-
Chandler: Quality.
Shelly: Quality.
Chandler: Great.

Ross: I've shown you every dress we have. Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit go with the burgundy.

Ross: How about these?
Judy Geller: That's really a day shoe.
Ross: And where she's going everyone else will be dressier?

Ross: How we doing? You guys ready?
Monica: So Mom already called this morning to tell me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears aren't my best feature?
Ross: Some days it's all I can think about.

Phoebe: I'm sorry l'm late. I couldn't find my bearings.
Rachel: You mean your earrings?
Phoebe: What did I say?

Chandler: Well, don't we look nice all dressed up? It's stuff like that, isn't it?

Andrea: Hi, l'm Andrea. I'm Dorothy's daughter.
Chandler: Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is.

Monica: Wow, those pills really worked.
Ross: Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two. I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister. I love Pheebs.
Phoebe: That's so nice.
Ross: Hey, Chandler. I love you, man. And listen, if you wanna be gay, be gay! It doesn't matter to me.

Jack Geller: What have you got there?
Joey: Oh, just a hearing disability.
Jack Geller: What's the score?
Joey: 17-14, Giants. Three minutes to go in the third.
Jack Geller: Beautiful!

Rachel: Hey, who's this little naked guy?
Ross: That little naked guy would be me.
Rachel: Look at the little thing!
Ross: Yes, fine. That is my penis. Can we be grownups now?