‘The One Where Monica Sings’
Season 9, Episode 13 - Aired January 30, 2003
Phoebe convinces Monica to sing at Mike's piano bar. Meanwhile, Ross is still reeling from seeing Rachel kiss Gavin on the balcony, and Chandler helps Joey out after a waxing disaster.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Honey, you're just in time. I'm about to sing another song.
Chandler: Really? In front of all these people?
Monica: And they love me.
Chandler: Oh, my God.
Phoebe: Yeah. She gives the people what they want.
Quote from Ross
Michelle: Ross, you didn't tell me you were a doctor.
Rachel: Whoa. Wait a minute. You haven't even told her you are a doctor yet? How long have you known her, like an hour?
Michelle: Actually, about an hour and a half.
Ross: I told you it wasn't long, but there's an amazing connection between us.
Michelle: You feel that too? Oh, I thought that that was just me.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Michelle: Hey, do you wanna go away this weekend?
Ross: We'll see.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Ross, what's going on here? Are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?
Ross: I don't know. Are we just kissing guys on balconies?
Rachel: How do you know about that?
Ross: Through the magic of sight.
Quote from Ross
Ross: I'm sorry. Did you not like her? Because I was hoping we could come to your kissing parties on the balcony.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: I can't believe you are making a big deal about this. It was one kiss. One guy. One time.
Ross: Oh, really?
Rachel: Yeah.
Ross: Oh, really?
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
Ross: What about the guy from the bar?
Rachel: Who?
Ross: The guy you gave your number to.
Rachel: How do you know about that?
Ross: Because he called here looking for you. So don't tell me kissing this guy from work is a one-time thing, okay. Because you've been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you don't even have the courtesy to tell me.
Rachel: Why didn't I get that message?
Ross: What?
Rachel: From the guy in the bar? Why didn't I get that message?
Ross: Because I folded it up and put it in my pants pocket. Do you not look there?
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Can Emma and I live here for a while?
Joey: God. Of course.
Rachel: Thank you. Your eyebrows look weird.
Quote from Ross
Ross: I couldn't help but notice, but that's an unusual necklace.
Woman: You already hit on me an hour ago.
Ross: Right. So that's a firm no?