Gunther: Hey, buddy? This is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.

Joey: Beth is really, really sick. Jo's there, but I don't think there's anything she can do.
Rachel: Joey?
Joey: Yeah?
Rachel: You wanna put the book in the freezer?
Joey: Okay.

Rachel: Why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?
Joey: I was reading it last night and I got scared, so.
Rachel: But you're safe from it if it's in the freezer?
Joey: Well, safer. I mean, I never start reading The Shining without making sure we've got plenty of room in the freezer.

Joey: Now, Rach, these little women. How little are they? I mean, are they, like, scary little?

Monica: Richard? Hi.
Richard: Hi.
Monica: Wow. Your lip went bald.

Chandler: What do we do? What do we do?
Ross: Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.
Chandler: Like an eclipse.

Phoebe: What? You guys, what is going on? Do you not like Robert? Why are you laughing?
Ross: Calm down. No reason to get testy.

Richard: Well, you look great.
Monica: Right.
Richard: No, you do. You just-
Monica: What?
Richard: You got panties stuck to your leg.
Monica: Ahem, that's because I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and static cling. Or maybe it's just because God knew I'd be running into you and saw an opportunity.

Ross: What time will you get off tonight?
Rachel: It could be really late.
Ross: Not again.
Rachel: I know. I'm sorry. I'll make a deal with you, okay? Every night that you're asleep before I get home, I will wake you up in a way that has proved very popular in the past.
Ross: Well, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that.

Monica: We talked for a while, and then we went out for an innocent burger.
Phoebe: Oh. There's no such thing as an "innocent burger".