‘The One Where Eddie Won't Go’
Season 2, Episode 19 - Aired March 28, 1996
Freaked out by his new roommate's behavior, Chandler demands Eddie move out the apartment. Following the death of his Days of our Lives character, Joey is uncomfortable auditioning for small parts despite needing the money. Meanwhile, Rachel, Phoebe and Monica are captivated by a new book on female empowerment.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Look, you guys, this is not good. We have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind without taking it from each other.
Monica: You're right.
Phoebe: I love you goddesses. I don't ever want to suck your wind again.
Quote from Monica
Rachel: Well, look at you. Finally got that time machine working, huh?
Joey: Seriously, you like it? This guy was selling them on 8th Avenue and I looked at them and I thought "You know what I don't have?"
Monica: A mirror?
Joey: Fine, make fun. I think it's jaunty.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Uh-oh.
Ross: What? What's that?
Joey: It's my VlSA bill. Envelope one of two. That can't be good.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: You, move out. Take your fruit. Your stupid small fruit and get out.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Just so you know, if you wanted to expand this scene, like have the cab crash, I could attend to the victims because I have a background in medical acting.
Casting Director: Okay, listen, thanks for coming in.
Joey: No, don't thank me for coming in. At least let me finish. [as a cab driver] We could take the expressway but this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were going for bridge there, weren't you? I'll have a good day.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, be careful with that 3-D Last Supper. Judas is a little loose.