‘The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies’
Season 2, Episode 18 - Aired March 21, 1996
After Joey insults the writers of Days of Our Lives in a magazine interview, they kill off his character. Meanwhile, Phoebe helps Chandler bond with his new roommate, and Monica and Richard discuss their previous partners.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Pheebs, don't feel so bad for them. After I finish playing, I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time.
Quote from Monica
Monica: You know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought tonight we'd stay at my place.
Richard: I don't know. I don't have my jammies.
Monica: Well maybe you don't need them.
Quote from Rachel
Phoebe: Oh, this is so nice. I have to make a speech. I just want to say, of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot, I like you the best.
Richard: Aww. Thank you, Pheebs. That's very sweet. You hear that? She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot.
Monica: Not a lot. Phoebe's kidding. Phoebe's crazy.
Rachel: Phoebe's dead.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little-
Eddie: A little what?
Chandler: -bit country?
Quote from Monica
Monica: Well, it wasn't that many guys. If you consider how many guys there actually are it's a very small percentage.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Honey, are you jealous of Paolo? I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.
Ross: Really?
Rachel: Oh, please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex. Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Ross, please listen to me. You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. You care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
Ross: If I make you laugh, here's an idea. Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack and I'll stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes.
Quote from Ross
Ross: So what are you saying? There's nothing between us "animal" at all? There's not even, like, a little animal? Not even, like chipmunk sex?
Quote from Monica
Rachel: Okay, I will do your laundry for one month.
Monica: No.
Rachel: Okay. I will, I will, I will- I will clean the apartment for two months.
Monica: All right, I'll tell you what. I will give this to you now, if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera.
Joey: Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
Phoebe: Yes. I was going to incorporate that.