‘The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line’
Season 4, Episode 7 - Aired November 13, 1997
When Joey misses date night with Kathy, Chandler keeps her company and his feelings for her reach breaking point. Meanwhile, Phoebe encourages Ross to play the keyboards in public.
Quote from Chandler
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Oh, thanks. I grow it myself.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Phoebe, Ross sucks.
Rachel: Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.
Phoebe: Oh, my God, he's not even appreciated in his own time. I'd give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Okay, Phoebe, you suck too.
Rachel: Yeah, Phoebe, you're awful.
Phoebe: Aw, you guys. "You suck too."
Quote from Joey
Joey: You're amazing.
Chandler: No, this is amazing.
Joey: A TV that appears as if from nowhere. That's the dream!
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: You know, the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would have stepped aside.
Chandler: Don't say that! That's not true, is it?
Phoebe: Yeah, maybe.
Monica: Yeah, he loves you.
Chandler: Well, why didn't you tell me to do that?
Ross: I said something to Phoebe.
Phoebe: Yeah, that's right. And I thought it was a really good idea.
Rachel: Yeah, I remember.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: So who wants to get some dinner with me later? I really wanna try that new Italian restaurant. Supposed to be really good. Saw a lot of Chinese people eating in there.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Remember you said some restaurant must be really good because you saw all these Chinese people eating in there?
Monica: That's because it was a Chinese restaurant.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Listen, I'm really sorry but it looks like we'll be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, went to put it in the car and the transmission wasn't there.
Chandler: What?
Joey: Yeah, it must have fallen out. I just figured we hit a dog.
Quote from Ross
Ross: You know, I've never played my stuff for anyone before. So it's important that you understand it's about communicating very private emotions. You know, you should think of my work as wordless sound poems. That's what I-
Chandler: Oh, my God. Play!
Quote from Ross
Ross: Monica tells me you don't want to play anymore because of me and, you know, my talent. Is that true?
Phoebe: Well, kind of, yeah. Yeah.
Ross: Pheebs.
Phoebe: I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it but I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift.
Ross: See, but, Pheebs, that is the exact opposite intent of my music. You know, my music is meant to inspire. And if it bothers you this much then I won't play anymore.
Phoebe: Oh, no. No, no, no. No, don't do that. How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music?
Ross: Yeah, okay.