‘The One That Could Have Been (Part 2)’
Season 6, Episode 16 - Aired February 17, 2000
The gang ponders what might have been if Ross and Carol had stayed together, Monica was still heavy, Chandler had become a struggling writer, Joey still worked on Days of our Lives, Rachel had married Barry, and Phoebe had taken a job as a stockbroker.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Do you have any moves?
Chandler: I have some moves.
Monica: I have no moves.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Oh, I can't believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up.
Joey: He actually saw you a little bit too.
Rachel: Oh, God, we didn't...?
Joey: No. Not after seeing that.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: That's right, I'm a married woman. I came to a TV star's apartment to have an affair.
Joey: That's ridiculous. I'm not a "star." I'm just a regular famous actor.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night. Oh, no, wait a minute, that was you.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: And I know you probably don't want to go out with me. Because I make too many jokes, I've never been in a serious relationship, and I guess I'm not technically a "doctor."
Monica: There was just one woman, wasn't there?
Chandler: No, there were two.
Monica: Including me?
Chandler: Oh, yeah.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Then we'll have a little Middle Eastern couscous. Something we can eat with our hands.
Roger: You know, it's funny. When we were studying communicable diseases-
Monica: No, no, no. It's sensual.
Roger: Oh. Didn't know. Okay.
Quote from Joey
Joey: And I want you to have it.
Rachel: No, I couldn't.
Joey: Every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Now, you had the chance to cheat, and with me. But you didn't. And that's what this ring stands for.
Rachel: But I thought that ring stood for Capri's undying love for her brother.
Joey: Look, you want the ring or not?