‘The One in Vegas (Part 2)’
Season 5, Episode 24 - Aired May 20, 1999
Ross and Rachel attempt to embarrass each other on the flight to Las Vegas. When they arrive at the hotel, Rachel refuses to leave her room so she and Ross spend the evening getting drunk. Meanwhile, Joey tries to convince a croupier that they could make a career out of being "identical hand twins", Phoebe squares off against a lurker in the casino, and Chandler and Monica's lucky streak leads to the bet of a lifetime.
Quote from Joey
Randall: Please take him, too.
Joey: Me? Oh, come on, man. Don't let him do this. Come on. I'm your hand twin!
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Hello. One marriage, please.
Monica: Yep. We want to get married.
Attendant: There's a service in progress. Have a seat.
Chandler: All right. [humming "Pomp and Circumstance"]
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: Oh, that's the "Wedding March." Does that freak you out?
Monica: No, only because it's the graduation song.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: I've been walking around like this? You have so crossed a line.
Ross: Rach, wait. The men's room is that way.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: It won't come off.
Ross: What?
Rachel: It won't come off.
Ross: Oh, my God. Rach, are you sure?
Rachel: No, actually, I took it off and then I drew it back on.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you can't have fun. Besides, no one will even look at you. This is Vegas. Hello? There are tons of other freaks here. There are tons of freaks here. No other.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Macadamia nut?
Ross: Wow. That's some pricey nut. Really like those macadamia nuts, huh?
Rachel: Nope.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, you made up.
Monica: Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.
Chandler: She couldn't live without the "Chand love." [Chandler and Monica start kissing]
Phoebe: Get a room.
Monica: We have one.
Phoebe: I know. Use it.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Oh, my God. I'm starting to look like my great Aunt Muriel.