‘The One After Rachel and Joey Kiss’
Season 10, Episode 1 - Aired September 25, 2003
Rachel and Joey vow to talk to Ross before their relationship goes any further. But when Ross goes first and tells Joey that he kissed Charlie, Joey struggles to find the right time to break his news to Ross. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds out that Mike needs to break up with a woman he has been dating for the past few months, and Monica has her hair done in cornrows.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Oh, Emma, I missed you so much. Did you have a good time with Grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of antidepressants again to use as a rattle?
Rachel: That was one time, Ross, and they were only, like, five milligrams.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I have a problem.
Chandler: Really? What happened?
Monica: Well, I was dancing around and singing "No Woman, No Cry" and I got stuck.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows?
Monica: I guess so.
Chandler: Some of these look a little frayed.
Monica: Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free.
Quote from Joey
Joey: So? Did you tell Ross?
Rachel: Well, I tried but then he had a shampoo-related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again.
Joey: No, no, no, no. I think it's better if you tell him. You know, it's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go: "I didn't mean it. I'm so sorry."
Rachel: Yeah, because that's what we do.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Oh. The way you crushed Mike at Ping-Pong was such a turn-on. You wanna?
Chandler: You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired.
Monica: I'll put a pillowcase over my head.
Chandler: You're on.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Hey, have you guys seen Joey anywhere?
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend, Charlie. That's the situation as we know it.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: What do you know? It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Wow, it's kind of weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
Chandler: Yeah. It's almost as if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life.