TV Quotes

Rachel: I found it! I found it! Ha! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.

Joey: [loudly] Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there!
Chandler: And we're also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearing-aids.

Joey: Here goes.
Chandler: What's the matter?
Joey: I need to say goodbye to the table first.
Chandler: I understand.
Joey: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel- All of you guys, What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
Chandler: I don't know. Except that, for one last time, good game, good game, good game. Good game.

Joey: Okay, here we go. I can't do it.
Chandler: Well, I can't do it either.
Monica: Hey. Did you find them?
Joey: Yeah, they're stuck inside the table.
Chandler: And we have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it.
Monica: Oh, well sure. That's gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme.

Monica: All right. My job here is done.
Chandler: That was Impressive.
Joey: Yeah, you didn't even use the tools for most of it.
Monica: Yeah, they were just slowing me down. All right, I have to get back to the babies. I'll see you girls later.

Chandler: Well, at least we got these little guys out. Aww, we were worried about you. Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?

Phoebe: I really thought she'd stay.

Monica: Well, that's it. Everything's packed.
Chandler: Wow. This is weird.
Monica: I know.
Joey: Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
Monica: I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
Joey: I love you.

Joey: Quack, quack. Tweet, tweet. Quack, quack. Tweet, tweet. Quack, tweet, quack, tweet.
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift. But now we understand. You were doing this.