
‘The Last One (Part One)’
Season 10, Episode 17 - Aired May 6, 2004
After Rachel and Ross spend the night together, he is surprised that she is still leaving for Paris. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica take Erica to the hospital as she goes into labor.
Quote from Ross
Joey: Hey, so what is the big surprise?
Ross: Oh, my God. Okay, okay. Awkward question: The hospital knows you took two, right?
Quote from Chandler
Monica: This is a boy, and that's a girl.
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
Chandler: Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad.
Ross: Aw, he's gonna be so happy.
Phoebe: Ah, Jack Bing. I love that. It sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: I want one.
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat.
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: Seriously. Wanna make one of those?
Phoebe: One? How about a whole bunch?
Mike: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah. Oh, we could teach them to sing and we can be like the Von Trapp family! Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull.
Quote from Ross
Joey: Maybe it is better this way, I mean, now- Now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long. Maybe now that you're on different continents. Right? Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can- You can finally get over her.
Ross: Yeah, that's true. Except, I don't wanna get over her.
Joey: What?
Ross: I don't. I wanna be with her.
Joey: Really?
Ross: Yeah, I'm gonna go after her.
Joey: Yeah, you are!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: My cab's downstairs, I'll drive you to the airport.
Ross: Okay, guys, wish me luck.
Phoebe: Hurry!
Quote from Monica
Monica: All right, I'll be right back.
Chandler: Where are you going?
Monica: To use the bathroom.
Chandler: You can't leave me alone with her.
Monica: What?
Chandler: This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with.
Monica: What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?
Quote from Chandler
Erica: Oh man, this hurts!
Chandler: Is it really that bad?
Erica: Uh-huh. I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
Phoebe: Yeah, did she sound happy about it? 'cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard.