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The Last One (Part One)

‘The Last One (Part One)’

Season 10, Episode 17 - Aired May 6, 2004

After Rachel and Ross spend the night together, he is surprised that she is still leaving for Paris. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica take Erica to the hospital as she goes into labor.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.
Ross: You really think so?
Phoebe: I'm telling you. Oh, okay, this is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song. [singing] "Don't take no for an answer. Don't let love fly away."
Rachel: Hi.
Phoebe: Can't a girl finish a song around here?

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Quote from Rachel

Rachel: So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Phoebe: Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom.
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma.

Quote from Monica

Monica: All right, I'll be right back.
Chandler: Where are you going?
Monica: To use the bathroom.
Chandler: You can't leave me alone with her.
Monica: What?
Chandler: This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with.
Monica: What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?

Quote from Chandler

Doctor: Here come the shoulders.
Monica: It's a- It's a boy.
Erica: Is he okay?
Doctor: He's just fine.
Monica: Oh, you did it.
Chandler: It's a baby. A beautiful little baby. And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Chandler: Well, that's spongy.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Oh, hey handsome. Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you. Oh, we are so lucky.
Chandler: I know. He has your eyes. I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does.

Quote from Monica

Chandler: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies.
Monica: That doesn't matter. We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies. I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there. We are taking them home, because they are our children.

Quote from Chandler

Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here. Come on, Erica, start pushing again now. Here she comes.
Chandler: She? It's a girl?
Doctor: Yeah.
Chandler: Well, now we have one of each. And that's enough!

Quote from Joey

Ross: And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.
Joey: Oh, my God. What did you say?
Ross: Nothing. What do you say to that?
Phoebe: Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel.
Ross: No way.
Joey: You can't just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Ross: What?
Joey: Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.

Quote from Monica

Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Monica: Son of a gun, it is.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: So, did you talk to Rachel?
Ross: No, and I'm not going to.
Joey: What? Why not?
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her. You slept together last night.

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