Phoebe: Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.
Ross: You really think so?
Phoebe: I'm telling you. Oh, okay, this is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song. [singing] "Don't take no for an answer. Don't let love fly away."
Rachel: Hi.
Phoebe: Can't a girl finish a song around here?

Rachel: So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Phoebe: Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom.
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma.

Monica: All right, I'll be right back.
Chandler: Where are you going?
Monica: To use the bathroom.
Chandler: You can't leave me alone with her.
Monica: What?
Chandler: This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with.
Monica: What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?

Doctor: Here come the shoulders.
Monica: It's a- It's a boy.
Erica: Is he okay?
Doctor: He's just fine.
Monica: Oh, you did it.
Chandler: It's a baby. A beautiful little baby. And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Chandler: Well, that's spongy.

Monica: Oh, hey handsome. Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you. Oh, we are so lucky.
Chandler: I know. He has your eyes. I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does.

Chandler: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies.
Monica: That doesn't matter. We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies. I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there. We are taking them home, because they are our children.

Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here. Come on, Erica, start pushing again now. Here she comes.
Chandler: She? It's a girl?
Doctor: Yeah.
Chandler: Well, now we have one of each. And that's enough!

Ross: And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.
Joey: Oh, my God. What did you say?
Ross: Nothing. What do you say to that?
Phoebe: Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel.
Ross: No way.
Joey: You can't just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Ross: What?
Joey: Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.

Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Monica: Son of a gun, it is.

Phoebe: So, did you talk to Rachel?
Ross: No, and I'm not going to.
Joey: What? Why not?
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her. You slept together last night.