‘When a Man Loves Two Women’
Season 6, Episode 21 - Aired May 6, 1999
As Frasier dates Cassandra and Faye at the same time, he struggles to decide with whom he should break things off.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, how long you been seeing this other fellow?
Cassandra: Not very long. You're not upset, are you?
Frasier: No, no, no, no. Actually, I was about to say- Well, uh, what does he do?
Cassandra: He owns his own venture capital firm. Although, he spends most of his time racing sail boats and rebuilding trails for the Sierra Club.
Frasier: Oh really, seems a little unfocused, doesn't he?
Quote from Niles
Niles: Looks like she took the news well. Are you insane?
Frasier: Niles, I almost made a terrible mistake.
Niles: What could possibly have happened in the last four minutes to make you change your mind again?
Frasier: Actually, when Cassandra told me that she was seeing somebody else, it awakened something in me.
Niles: Oh, petty jealousy?
Quote from Martin
Martin: You know what I could go for? Some fried eggs and bacon.
Daphne: Here's your bran flakes.
Martin: Oh, fine.
Quote from Martin
Martin: [giving Daphne paper] Lifestyle. Sports. And recycling.
Quote from Daphne
Martin: Are you going to join us for breakfast, Cassandra?
Cassandra: Oh, I could go for an English muffin.
Frasier: Well, perhaps our own English muffin could fetch that for you.
[Daphne gives Frasier an evil look]
Frasier: Or I could get it-
Cassandra: No, I'll get it myself.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, Niles, I'm afraid we may have to reschedule today. You see, I had a date last night.
Niles: Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, but there's no sense moping around. A brisk game of squash would be the best thing for you. I can't think of a better way to lift your spirits.
Cassandra: Good morning.
Frasier: Keep thinking.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: So what's going on with you?
Roz: Well, actually it has been a really exciting week. Of course, Alice's first birthday party is this Sunday and we're having twelve of her little friends over. She loves bears, so the whole party's going to be this bear theme: party favors, bear cake. I'm going to dress up like a bear, I think, and do a little bear dance... [Roz notices Frasier's distant glaze]
Roz: So, that's really great about you and Cassandra.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: So what have you been up to?
Faye: Well, I just got back from Paris.
Frasier: Really? I didn't even know you'd gone.
Faye: You didn't get my message?
Roz: Oh, Frasier, before I forget. Faye called, she's going to France for a month. I'm sorry.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: What are you doing? I can't have coffee with her.
Roz: Why not? Obviously, she's still interested.
Frasier: I'm seeing Cassandra, for God's sakes. I can't date two people at once.
Roz: It doesn't have to be on the same night. Although, if you're good at faking a headache and you don't mind getting changed in the car...
Frasier: Roz.
Quote from Daphne
Martin: Cassandra's a great gal. Women like her don't come along every day.
Faye: Morning.
Daphne: No, they certainly don't.