Martin: No, I don't like this red bowl, it's throwing everything off.
Daphne: You know, I think we do have another yellow bowl. Why don't you go and sit down and I'll fetch it for you.
Martin: Okay.
Daphne: [to Eddie as he eats from a bowl] Back off, I need this.

Niles: Morning, all. [sees Frasier & Faye] Oh, forget it.

Cassandra: Those new promos are working wonders. I just got the numbers and you're really scoring with women between the ages of 25 and 49.
Frasier: Well, that's not always a good thing.

Frasier: There, I've done it. Nothing says, "It's over between us" quite like the phrase "we need to talk." You see, that was my problem, actually. I kept leaving the door open.
Niles: Well, I'm very proud of you, Frasier.
Frasier: Thank you.
Niles: An enlightened man is he who can learn from his mistakes. Squash tomorrow morning?
Frasier: Nine a.m., my place.
Niles: See you then.

Frasier: [v.o] What a relief this is. I've made my choice. Look at her, I've found an angel. An angel who wears an awful lot of makeup. I've never noticed that before. Faye doesn't paint her face up like that.
Cassandra: And they have the cutest little four poster beds in each room.
Frasier: That sounds lovely. [v.o] My, she uses the word "cute" a lot. I'm cute, this café is cute, now the bed is cute. Faye used the word "jejune" last night.
Cassandra: Oh, you know, I meant to tell you, I really liked how you handled that nasty caller yesterday. It was such a clever way of...
Frasier: [v.o] God, all she talks about is work, work, work. And now I'll see her every morning before work, and at work, and after work. I feel ... trapped. Can't breathe... Wait, what are you doing? It's just your fear talking. She's a wonderful woman. She's the one. She's perfect.
Cassandra: And then I ran into Roz after the show, and she told me the cutest little story that...
Frasier: Cassandra... we need to talk.

Frasier: Listen, Faye: I-I want us to be exclusive.
Faye: What?
Frasier: Yes, I want to take our relationship to the next level. I just want to be with you.
Faye: Wow. I'm a little surprised. You said "we need to talk" on the machine and, you know, that usually means it's over.
Frasier: Really? I had no idea.

Frasier: [v.o] What is she thinking with that ridiculous shirt? Tie-dye? Stop it, Frasier. You can't do this to yourself. This is nothing more than the natural panic of finally making your choice.
Faye: And it turned out that the printer had messed up, and the menu said "flab" instead of "flan!"
Frasier: [laughs] That is so precious. [v.o] And so is she. Precious. My Faye. Faye as in Faye-vourite. This feels so much better now that I've relaxed. I was about to doom this whole relationship with my neurotic nitpicking. But it's clear sailing now.
Faye: Well, enough about me. How was your day?
Frasier: Well, it certainly ended well. Although something funny did happen at the station, it was during the second hour of my show...
Faye: [v.o] My God, he really does love to talk about himself. Is that another new pair of shoes? He's got more shoes than I do.