Frasier: Yes, well my point is that I'm really torn here. I feel as if I honestly cannot choose.
Niles: I think I might be able to help you with this. Heads, it's Faye. Tails, Cassandra.
Daphne: Oh, this is the sort of thing that makes a woman feel really special.
Frasier: Niles, you're actually going to flip a coin? The decision cannot be made that simply.
Martin: Well, it's not going to be that simple. The chances of Niles catching that quarter are about the same as you...
Frasier: Enough, Dad.

Martin: I've got to hand it to you, Frasier. You had a tough decision to make, but you made it. Heck, I can't even decide whether to have the strawberry or the grape jelly.
Niles: Well, Dad, I still have my trusty quarter. Let's say heads, grape; tails, strawberry.
[Niles flips the coin. It hits him in the middle of his forehead, he falls to the ground, taking some of Frasier's objets with him.]
Martin: You've got to wonder what goes on, on that squash court.

Martin: You know what I could go for? Some fried eggs and bacon.
Daphne: Here's your bran flakes.
Martin: Oh, fine.

Martin: [giving Daphne paper] Lifestyle. Sports. And recycling.

Martin: Are you going to join us for breakfast, Cassandra?
Cassandra: Oh, I could go for an English muffin.
Frasier: Well, perhaps our own English muffin could fetch that for you.
[Daphne gives Frasier an evil look]
Frasier: Or I could get it-
Cassandra: No, I'll get it myself.

Frasier: Well, Niles, I'm afraid we may have to reschedule today. You see, I had a date last night.
Niles: Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, but there's no sense moping around. A brisk game of squash would be the best thing for you. I can't think of a better way to lift your spirits.
Cassandra: Good morning.
Frasier: Keep thinking.

Frasier: So what's going on with you?
Roz: Well, actually it has been a really exciting week. Of course, Alice's first birthday party is this Sunday and we're having twelve of her little friends over. She loves bears, so the whole party's going to be this bear theme: party favors, bear cake. I'm going to dress up like a bear, I think, and do a little bear dance... [Roz notices Frasier's distant glaze]
Roz: So, that's really great about you and Cassandra.

Frasier: So what have you been up to?
Faye: Well, I just got back from Paris.
Frasier: Really? I didn't even know you'd gone.
Faye: You didn't get my message?
Roz: Oh, Frasier, before I forget. Faye called, she's going to France for a month. I'm sorry.

Frasier: What are you doing? I can't have coffee with her.
Roz: Why not? Obviously, she's still interested.
Frasier: I'm seeing Cassandra, for God's sakes. I can't date two people at once.
Roz: It doesn't have to be on the same night. Although, if you're good at faking a headache and you don't mind getting changed in the car...
Frasier: Roz.

Martin: Cassandra's a great gal. Women like her don't come along every day.
Faye: Morning.
Daphne: No, they certainly don't.