Frasier: Well, you know, Cassandra is a wonderful woman. But, well, Faye and I have a, a deeper connection - and to be fair, actually, she was the first to plant her flag on "Terra Frasier."
Niles: I'm starting to think Napoleon had a Frasier complex.

Cassandra: You are upset, aren't you?
Frasier: No, no, no, no.
Cassandra: Really, there's no reason to be jealous of Sloan!
Frasier: [chuckling] Believe me, I am not jealous of Sloan. If anything, I pity the man who has to go through life with a pretentious name like that.
Cassandra: Frasier.
Frasier: All right, fine, fine.

Frasier: Glad you're here. Look, I'm so sorry about this morning.
Niles: Oh, oh, oh, not at all, I ended up playing an exhilarating game with Chip Emery.
Frasier: Oh.
Niles: I won two out of three sets, and if you recall, Chip was club champion four years running.
Frasier: Yes. And I also recall that that record comes with an asterisk. I believe his streak was interrupted by World War Two.
Niles: It was Korea and you know it.