Frasier Quote #1441

Quote from Frasier in Perspectives on Christmas

Frasier: You're not going to drink that that way, are you?
Martin: Why?
Frasier: My Goodness, the first mistake in eggnog preparation is failing to garnish it properly with a dash of nutmeg. There we are.
Martin: [Martin takes a sip] Oh! Oh! Oh! [He walks over to the sink and spits it out]
Frasier: Of course, the second mistake is placing the paprika next to the nutmeg on the spice shelf.

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Features in the collection: Christmas Quotes.

‘Christmas Quotes’

Quote from Niles in Frasier Grinch

Frasier: Dad, I'm sorry, if Frederick's anything like me, the kind of toys he'll like to play with are... A kitchen set, a dollhouse and three kinds of Barbies. Oh, good God. This is for a Franklin Crane from Kennebunkport. Oh, God, do you realize what this means?
Niles: Yes. The Cranes of Maine have got your Living Brain.

Quote from Frasier in Mary Christmas

Frasier: Oh, Niles. I hope you had the presence of mind to bring presents of mine.
Niles: I haven't heard that line since last year. But then again, Christmas is the season for chestnuts.

 ‘Perspectives on Christmas’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Niles: How do you expect me to get up there?
Doris: Well, you can climb up the tree.
Niles: Oh, come on.
Doris: Well, surely you climbed plenty of trees when you were a boy.
Jane: That's Dr. Crane's brother.
Albert & Doris: Oh.

Quote from Niles

Niles: Sometimes the note sees the attack coming and retreats.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Oh well, maybe you just need a little rehearsal. Why don't we work on it tonight?
Martin: Really? Do you think that would help?
Frasier: Sure. You're a good singer, you're just a little rusty. Start around eight?
Martin: Okay. Yeah, I am a good singer. Remember those old family picnics when I used to belt out "What's New, Pussycat"?
Frasier: We'll start around seven, then.