Quote from Frasier in Perspectives on Christmas
Frasier: You're not going to drink that that way, are you? Martin: Why? Frasier: My Goodness, the first mistake in eggnog preparation is failing to garnish it properly with a dash of nutmeg. There we are. Martin: [Martin takes a sip] Oh! Oh! Oh! [He walks over to the sink and spits it out] Frasier: Of course, the second mistake is placing the paprika next to the nutmeg on the spice shelf.