Frank Quote #14
Quote from Frank in Look, Don't Touch
Ray: Dad, why are you here?
Frank: [chuckles] I came to see the new waitress.
Ray: Oh, God, Dad!
Ray: Hey, relax, I'm having lunch.
Angelina: Hi, will you be joining them?
Frank: Holy crap! Yes. Yes, I will, thank you.
Angelina: Okay. What can I get for you?
Frank: I'll have a meatball sandwich, dear.
Angelina: And to drink?
Frank: A non-alcoholic beer, s'il vous plait.
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Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Frank Barone: Holy Crap!’
Quote from Ray in Counseling
Debra: That's why I want to go to counseling. I don't think it's that you're just lazy. I think there's a deeper reason behind this, and if we could just figure it out, you and I could be happier.
Ray: Come on, you know me. There's not much deepness. I just... I like to be taken care of.
Debra: You gotta understand, Ray, that that's not a wife. That's a mother.
Ray: Well, maybe that's what I want!
Frank: Holy crap!
Quote from Frank in Frank Goes Downstairs
Marie: So that's how you both fell? A race around the house, which you often do as a tradition?
Ray: Uh, yeah.
Frank: Stupid, humped-up termite trap!
[Frank falls through the stairs into the basement]
Marie: Oh, my God! Frank, are you all right?
Frank: [o.s.] Holy crap!
Marie: Don't move, I'm coming right down!
Frank: [o.s.] I'm in enough pain!
‘Look, Don't Touch’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Hello, dear.
Debra: Oh, hi, how are you?
Marie: Good. Good. Where are the children?
Debra: Oh, I got them plugged in. Barney's in charge for the next half hour.
Marie: [chuckles] Well, enjoy your break. You deserve it, honey. I remember, before television, we actually had to be with the kids.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Just tell me one thing. Do you wish I looked like Angelina?
Ray: No, of course not. How could I tell you apart?
Debra: What is it with you guys? Why is it when one of you sees a pretty girl he becomes a basket case? Why is how a woman looks the most important thing?
Ray: That's God's way. That's why the eyes are in front. If what a woman said was the most important then the ears would be here. That's just natural selection. There were guys like that, but they died out.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Ray, wake up. Ray, wake up. Wake up.
Ray: [wakes up] There's pudding everywhere!
Debra: Ray, I think I hear something.
Ray: Does it sound like you talking?
Debra: Come on, Ray, I'm serious.
Ray: All right. All right. How come I'm the noise checker-outer?
Debra: Because it would look pathetic on the news if I were beaten up while you were sleeping. Careful, honey, it could be dangerous.
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: And Ray if it's nothing dangerous, could you get me a yogurt?
Ray: Okay.
Debra: In fact get me a yogurt either way.