Ray: Dad, why are you here?
Frank: [chuckles] I came to see the new waitress.
Ray: Oh, God, Dad!
Ray: Hey, relax, I'm having lunch.
Angelina: Hi, will you be joining them?
Frank: Holy crap! Yes. Yes, I will, thank you.
Angelina: Okay. What can I get for you?
Frank: I'll have a meatball sandwich, dear.
Angelina: And to drink?
Frank: A non-alcoholic beer, s'il vous plait.