Rochelle: Look at my babies! Drew, you got a B-plus in gym. Good job! You can have whatever you want for dinner.
Drew: Oh, really? Thanks, Mom. Can I have pork chops and spaghetti?
Rochelle: You sure can.
Drew: Yes!
Tonya: Well, Mom, I got a B in science. What do I get?
Rochelle: You can have whatever dessert you want.
Tonya: Uh, ice cream and cake?
Rochelle: Ice cream and cake it is. Good job, baby.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't know what to do, but I couldn't give her that report card.
Rochelle: Well, let me know when you get it.
Chris: Yes, ma'am. Need any help cooking?
Rochelle: Sure. Thank you, baby.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I figured, if I showed her how useful I could be, she wouldn't kill me when she found out.

Rochelle: All right, I'm going to work the phones over at the real estate office today. Try not to eat any junk. I'll be home in time to make dinner.
Julius: I can't eat that stuff all day.
Rochelle: You can if you want to get rid of the gout. Give me a kiss.

Greg: When are you gonna turn in your report card?
Chris: I was thinking, it's so busy that if I didn't say anything, Miss Morello will just forget about it.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] It didn't take much to graduate from my old school. All you needed was a ride to the graduation.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Because my father was used to working all the time, staying home was tough. But at least he got to watch one of his favorite things... soap operas. The Yankees were good, but not better than The Young and the Restless.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] I've never had a forged report card before, but Greg told me Fisher was the best. One time he made such a good fake, they arrested the guy who made the original.

Chris: Hey, Ma, I got my report card.
Rochelle: Oh. Let me see.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I was scared. Felt like I was giving a fake diamond to Lil' Kim.

Julius: [on the phone] Does John know who Victor slept with? Oh, he does?!
Rochelle: Julius!
Julius: Oh, hey, you know, I gotta go. All right, I'll talk to you later. [hangs up] Oh, man!
Rochelle: Who was that?
Julius: Oh, that was Monica. She was the hairdresser's friend. She just wanted to know what happened on The Young and the Restless.
Rochelle: Well, you two were on the phone an awfully long time.
Julius: It was a good show today.

Julius: So I guess she's "Young" and he's "Restless." [all laugh]
Sheila: Okay, wait, wait. We're gonna come back tomorrow for the update, okay?
Julius: Wait, wait, wait. So does Victor's ex-wife know about him and Nicky?
Sheila: Ooh, you know what, honey? [Rochelle walks in]
Julius: Hey, babe. How you doing?
Rochelle: What's going on here?
Sheila: Why didn't you tell us Julius likes The Young and the Restless?
Rochelle: I didn't know.

Julius: [answers phone] Hello? Hey, Mrs. Morello. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. [to Rochelle] Honey, it's for you. Where'd they go?
Rochelle: They left, gout boy.