Julius: Please, can't I just give you my money and go?
DMV Clerk: Yeah.
Julius: Thanks.
DMV Clerk: Right after you take your written test.
Julius: I've been driving for over 20 years. I know the rules of the road.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] My father knew the rules of the road, but they were his rules. In a construction zone, you speed up. When pedestrians are entering the crosswalk... speed up. At a railroad crossing, you really speed up.

Ms. Morello: Why aren't you in school?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I wonder if she'd believe it was Chicken George Day.
Chris: Well, we just finished lunch, and we figured we'd get a little popcorn, and now we're on our way back to school.
Ms. Morello: Chris, please, don't insult my intelligence. It's obvious you and Gregory are playing hooky.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] When I was 14, it seemed like all I did was work. I worked at school.
Chris: "Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth from this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I worked at home. Sometimes I even went sleep-working.

Chris: Are they still talking about Ghostbusters?
Greg: Yeah. It's only the biggest movie out this year. I can't believe you haven't seen it.
Chris: Have you seen it?
Greg: No.
Chris: Then what are you talking about?
Greg: I thought you saw everything.
Chris: I kept missing it. Now the only place it's still playing is the dollar theater.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] But popcorn still cost eight bucks.
Chris: And this is the last week.
Greg: Maybe we can catch it on Saturday.
Chris: It leaves Thursday.
Greg: Forget it. We'll have to see it when it comes out on video in four years.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back then, that was quick.
Chris: I'm not waiting four years.

Rochelle: Chris, when can I come up to your school?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Not tomorrow.
Chris: Not tomorrow. Nothing's going on, anyway.
Rochelle: I wasn't asking about tomorrow. Just in general.
Chris: I know, I'm just saying that nothing's going on tomorrow.
Rochelle: What, are you embarrassed about me, too?
Chris: No, I'm not embarrassed.
Rochelle: Then what's your problem?
Chris: I don't have a problem.
Rochelle: Then why I can't come up to your school?
Chris: You can come to the school, just not tomorrow.
Rochelle: What's the big deal about tomorrow?
Chris: Nothing. That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Rochelle: That's not what I asked you.
Chris: I know, I just said that tomorrow nothing's going on.
Rochelle: Then why making a federal case out of it?
Chris: I'm not.
Rochelle: You are.
Chris: When you can come up to the school, I'll let you know.
Rochelle: Okay.
Chris: Okay.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That went well.

Greg: The only thing I'm worried about is, what if people miss us?
Chris: Like who? The only person that'll miss you is me. The only person that'll miss me is you.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Things aren't much different now.

Greg: What about when they take attendance?
Chris: Oh, I got Pedro to cover for us.
[flash-forward:]
Teacher: Chris?
Pedro: Aquí.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my father was there bright and early to beat the line at the DMV. Too late.
Man: Hey, where do you think you're going?
Julius: I'm going to renew my license.
Man: Well, get in line.
Julius: This is the line to renew your driver's license?
Man: No, this is the line for tickets to see Scritti Politti. Yeah, this is the line.
Julius: Man, all these people. I thought I was gonna be out of here in an hour.
Man: [chuckles] Try three.
[A man joins the back of the line before Julius]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Make that three and a half.

Mrs. Wilson: Well, Rochelle, all I need you to do is to help the children pick out a book, and then send them to the front to pay for it.
Rochelle: That's it?
Mrs. Wilson: That's it. I have everything else under control.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No, you don't.
Rochelle: [to herself] I could've stayed at home for this.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] My biggest worry at this point was that the cops would think I was chasing Greg.