‘Sword of Destiny’
Season 2, Episode 15 - Aired March 27, 2005
Michael works through the pain as he tries to keep the Bluth Company going after an order is cut back. Meanwhile, Gob buys a mystical sword and is determined to perform at the Gothic Castle despite being blacklisted by the Magicians' Alliance.
Quote from Gob
Narrator: And back at the Gothic Castle, Gob was performing his illusion.
Gob: Hey, after I cut the candle in half, switch out the real sword for the fake one. What are you doin'? I'm Gob Bluth. I'm the real magician. This man is only the assistant. Buster, the sword. Handle first. Handle first. [gasps] Oh, my fingers! He cut off my [bleep] fingers! Oh! [applause] No!
Tony Wonder: Guy is good. Damn good. Bravo!
Gob: I'm not kidding! He cut off my [bleep] fingers!
Tony Wonder: I didn't know we had taquitos.
Quote from Michael
Dr. Stein: Your leg's gonna be fine, Michael. And I wouldn't worry about getting hit by any more cars. I've shortened your calf muscles to theoretically increase your jumping ability. But if it works, I could be the best in the world.
Michael: I want the other doctor back.