Gob Quote #202
Quote from Gob in Sword of Destiny
Narrator: And back at the Gothic Castle, Gob was performing his illusion.
Gob: Hey, after I cut the candle in half, switch out the real sword for the fake one. What are you doin'? I'm Gob Bluth. I'm the real magician. This man is only the assistant. Buster, the sword. Handle first. Handle first. [gasps] Oh, my fingers! He cut off my [bleep] fingers! Oh! [applause] No!
Tony Wonder: Guy is good. Damn good. Bravo!
Gob: I'm not kidding! He cut off my [bleep] fingers!
Tony Wonder: I didn't know we had taquitos.
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‘Sword of Destiny’ Quotes
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Tobias: Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
Michael: What?
Tobias: The reason that you can't accept my help is the same reason you can't hear that gentleman's idea, because you have to be in total control of everything. And it's going to make you sick if you can't let go.
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Wouldn't do what?
Lindsay: Be Michael's assistant.
Tobias: [chuckles] Well, that's what I came down here to ask about. I think you'll find me more than qualified.
Michael: It's really not that simple. Uh, you'd have to submit a resume.
Tobias: Booyah!
Michael: Wow. Gobias Industries.
Tobias: Gobias.
Michael: Right.
Tobias: As in "Go buy us a cup of-"
Michael: I remember, yeah.
Quote from Tobias
Dr. Stein: But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours.
Lucille: Appendix? I don't buy it. Could be a hernia.
Tobias: Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.