Quote from Gob in Sword of Destiny
Narrator: And back at the Gothic Castle, Gob was performing his illusion. Gob: Hey, after I cut the candle in half, switch out the real sword for the fake one. What are you doin'? I'm Gob Bluth. I'm the real magician. This man is only the assistant. Buster, the sword. Handle first. Handle first. [gasps] Oh, my fingers! He cut off my [bleep] fingers! Oh! [applause] No! Tony Wonder: Guy is good. Damn good. Bravo! Gob: I'm not kidding! He cut off my [bleep] fingers! Tony Wonder: I didn't know we had taquitos.