Narrator: And George Michael asked the question anyone might.
George Michael: Who were those scary, handsome Mexicans on those magical horses? They just looked like old white men to me.

George Michael: Wait, look. If this is about me firing you from Fakeblock, there's something you should know. Fakeblock doesn't actually exist.
Maeby: Are you telling me that the software that's supposed to keep people's computers unhackable and keep any kind of information private doesn't exist?
George Michael: How did you find out?
Maeby: It was easy. I just looked in your computer under "Secrets."
George Michael: Oh, you looked in my "Please Don't Read" folder?
Maeby: No, that one was empty. I found it in "Just Odds and Ends."
George Michael: Great, you got past my double bluff.
Maeby: It's okay, George Michael. You worry too much.
George Michael: Yeah, that keeps me up at night, actually.

Narrator: And Lucille, at the behest of her court-mandated therapist, was struggling to make sense of things.
Lucille: Am I horrible for saying these things?
Tobias: No. But I was doing the math, and I still think you're gonna have a problem with this final "raped murderer."
Lucille: But who cares about him?

Narrator: Lindsay had also made it to Mexico, and was enjoying the fact that men were more respectful.
Bartender: Puta Night is Thursday.
Lindsay: That's so nice. No, I'm not.
Narrator: That was based on her belief that "puta" meant "young."
Lindsay: No. Puta. [whispers] I try to stay out of the sun.

Narrator: And that's when she saw what appeared to be a Mexican version of her father.
Lindsay: Oh, my God.
Oscar: Lindsay. What are you doing here?
Lindsay: Guess I just had to get away.
Oscar: I was just ordering lunch. Can I buy you lunch?
Lindsay: Oh, yeah. I'm so hungry, I could eat.

George Michael: I'm glad someone had the guts to give the Minions their own movie.

Narrator: That's when she heard something that would definitely change her life.
Donald Trump: [on TV] I will build a great, great wall on our southern border.
Lucille: Which was my idea!
Donald Trump: And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.
Lucille: Okay. That is a clever twist.

Kitty: You have to crank out family dramas before they let you make your dream superhero movie.
Michael: Do you have a dream superhero movie?
Kitty: I want to remake Spider-Man 2, the first one. Or something that at least has a hook.
Michael: My brother Buster has something better than a hook. A robot hand. Okay? And there's a cop looking for him. Hmm. And they can't find Lucille 2. And I found Buster in the attic in scuba gear. It's intriguing. I think that's your movie. That's your guy.
Kitty: No.
Michael: Okay, I've got his release right here.
Narrator: In fact, it was the only family member's release he hadn't destroyed.

Michael: You know, with Buster, it is not father-son, it's more mother-son. But if you could get Rebel to play Lucille, you know... If she could go that unlikable. So that's his release right here. These are the other releases. You're going to need some tape for these, but they're pretty clean.
Kitty: You're off the picture, Michael. I'll give you your 500 bucks.
Michael: I get paid?
Kitty: They're Imagine dollars. They're redeemable in the gift shop.
Michael: That's Ron Howard.
Kitty: Brian's on the 50. It's a severance thing they're doing because of Ron's need to be loved and Brian's conflict avoidance issues.
Narrator: Michael had gotten into something he wanted no part of.
Michael: I'm sure they've got a very old relationship.
Kitty: I could tell you stories.
Narrator: But she wouldn't dare.

Michael: And after a quick stop downstairs I think I'm gonna take one Gung Ho kimono, okay? Oh, and maybe a Brian wig. That's fun.
Gift Shop Worker: Oh, we only sell these as a set. They were getting very competitive.
Michael: Were they?
Gift Shop Worker:[whispers] Brian was.