Narrator: And Lucille was trying to get signatures, too.
Lucille: Sign here that you won't sell.
Lindsay: Oh, I don't need to sell, Lucille. Because now I know that we're not related, I'm going to marry Michael.
Lucille: I always saw him with a younger girl.
Narrator: And Gob, angry at Michael for sending his son to the docks...
Gob: We're not related?
Narrator: ...went into a kind of knee-jerk revenge mode.
Gob: Why go for the best when you can go for the rest? Of your life with a younger man? [Lindsay slaps Gob] Kitty likes to scratch.

Lucille: Take these forms to everyone in the family and promise them 100 grand if they sign.
Narrator: And that's how Maeby found a way to get signatures on her release forms.
Maeby: Well, that was a freebie.

Narrator: And soon the crowd gathered to hear Michael.
Michael: I just want to say how much this family really means to me. My father has always been there for me.
George Sr.: He's a great man.
Michael: My brother Gob, who I know would never do anything to hurt anyone in this family.
Narrator: Except for dating his nephew's girlfriend and hitting on his adopted sister.
Michael: Buster, who faced his biggest fear to be here today.
Buster: Second biggest.
Michael: And my sister, Lindsay. Yes, she is my sister, no matter what uh, any piece of paper says. Lindsay and her husband, Tobias. You know, deep down, they- they both love each other very, very much. Most of all, my mother, who has always believed in me. Uh, three years ago, I made a choice... [clears throat] I made a choice to keep this family together.
Narrator: And that's when Michael finally cried.
Michael: Uh, today looks like I succeeded.
Narrator: It wasn't exactly a turn-on.

Gob: It looks like George Michael got his mom back today, huh?
Michael: Yeah, well, where is George Michael, by the way?
Gob: He came by the yacht, and gave me this shiner.
Michael: He hit you? What for?
Gob: You know teenagers. Probably lashing out at you because of who I'm dating.
Michael: Who are you dating?
Gob: Ann.
Michael: Her?
Gob: Don't worry. I didn't fight back or anything. I was, like, "Oh, no, take the yacht. Please don't hurt me." You know, just build up the little guy's self-esteem.

Narrator: Meanwhile, Michael searched the harbor and spotted the yacht. And Gob noticed something, too.
Gob: Are those police boats?
Lucille: Oh, my God. It's the SEC.
Buster: They still have boats?
Police Officer: Prepare to be boarded.
Lucille: Did you do this?
Lindsay: No. But I can't help but enjoy the irony that you might be losing three years off your life.
Lucille: Ah. This is why they dropped those other charges. You gave me up, George.
Oscar: George? I'm not George. George invited me. Oh, stupid! Oscar, when are you going to learn there's no such thing as free shrimp?

Lucille: Well, I know it was someone in this family.
Annyong: Or someone who used to be.
Lucille: Annyong?
Annyong: Annyong.
Buster: Annyong?
Annyong: Annyong. But my real name is Hello.
Buster: Hello?
Annyong: Annyong.
Lucille: What the hell did you do this for? Because my grandfather vowed one day he would get even for banana stand you stole from him.
Narrator: It was true. Hello had gathered information against Lucille to avenge his grandfather.
Annyong: Hey, Maeby ever mention my name?

Narrator: This is Michael Bluth. Right now he's being honored by his family.
Michael: Three years ago, I made a choice to keep this family together... Uh, today looks like I succeeded.
Narrator: So why is this man crying? Because now he'll have to stay with these people for a long, long time.

Michael: We're doing it, huh? Are you happy?
George Michael: I'm really happy. Hey, I wonder if we should move out of town.
Michael: What?
George Michael: I feel like we've heard this whole "out of the woods" thing a lot, you know, and... And I just wouldn't mind...
Michael: What have I always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Family.
Michael: I was going to say breakfast, but... Why don't we go over to Gangie's, have a little of both. Later we can talk all this out, huh?
George Michael: Well, I've heard that a couple times, too.

Michael: Lindsay, you have nothing to worry about. You're a beautiful woman. Any man would be lucky to have you.
Narrator: Michael had given this speech many times to Lindsay.
[flashback:]
Young Lindsay: I'm a giant, fat pig.
Young Michael: I don't know why you say stuff like that. Girls just grow faster than boys.
Lucille: Dinner's ready. We're having Lindsay chops. What? I want her to be prepared in case some bully at school is as clever as I am.
Narrator: No bully ever would be.

George Sr.: Hey, Mikey.
Michael: Yes?
George Sr.: I think I'm going to cash out myself and, uh, maybe go down to my little place in Cabo.
Michael: What little place in Cabo, Dad? What, did you build yourself a little hideout in case you needed to escape?
George Sr.: [chuckles] Of course not.