Tommy Quote #104
Quote from Tommy in Guilty as Dick
Tommy: Sorry I'm late, coach.
Coach: Hey, anybody who can sell 15 boxes of chocolate in my class can be a little tardy. What's your secret, champ?
Tommy: Well, you know I just kept thinking about sending the band to Washington.
Coach: Well, they're gonna owe you some real thanks when they get back next week.
Tommy: Wait, what? They're coming back?
Coach: Well, yeah.
Tommy: All right, which one of you tools sold enough chocolate to buy them a return ticket?! Eh? Hey, you look at me when I'm talking to you! Come here!
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‘Guilty as Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Tommy: You don't need guilt to get anyone to serve you. We proved that when we were selling candy. All you need to do is remind people they like sex.
Harry: Oh. Wouldn't it be scary if sex and guilt were connected? [all laugh]
Sally: Sex and guilt connected!
Dick: Harry, you're an idiot!
Harry: I know, I know!
Quote from Sally
Dick: Look at my foot. It's one big boo-boo.
Harry: Dick, you sound pretty pathetic.
Dick: Is it pathetic to sprain your foot worse than anybody ever in the history of the world?! Sally?!
Sally: Sorry, Dick. But you know nothing about earth pain until you've been a woman, okay? One week every month, I feel like I got a pair of pliers in my pants. You got a boo-boo? I'm in the National Guard of pain.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Go on, doctor. Give it to me straight.
Doctor: The ankle looks great.
Dick: Are you sure?
Doctor: Yes, you're all better.
Dick: [sobs] Don't you think you should break it and set it again just to make sure it heals properly?
Doctor: No.
Dick: Doctor, you don't understand. The moment I sprained that foot, my life went from VCR to VCR plus! You've got to help me!
Doctor: Dick, the ankle is healed.
Dick: I won't be treated this way by your heartless HMO! I demand control of my treatment options! Because it's not the length of our time here that matters, it's the quality of our lives! And if you're not qualified to break my foot, then by God, I'll find a doctor who will!