Tommy: Sorry I'm late, coach.
Coach: Hey, anybody who can sell 15 boxes of chocolate in my class can be a little tardy. What's your secret, champ?
Tommy: Well, you know I just kept thinking about sending the band to Washington.
Coach: Well, they're gonna owe you some real thanks when they get back next week.
Tommy: Wait, what? They're coming back?
Coach: Well, yeah.
Tommy: All right, which one of you tools sold enough chocolate to buy them a return ticket?! Eh? Hey, you look at me when I'm talking to you! Come here!