Pam: Oscar said WUPHF only has enough money for nine days.
Ryan: [colorful poster with numbers] Check this out.
Erin: [to camera] All that color.

Kelly: Are you guys meeting about WUPHF? You know that that was my idea, right? I said to Ryan, "I try to call you, and you don't have your phone. I try to I.M. You, and you're not online. I wish there was a way that I could do everything all at once, and I could just be like this little dog going, 'Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!'"
Ryan: Baby, Baby, Baby-.
Kelly: I think I'm gonna stay here.
Ryan: No, no, no, no, no.
Kelly: I do, I do. This isn't right.
Ryan: I help you with your things and you help me with my things.
Kelly: But I- It's not right.
Ryan: [whispering] I got this, it's okay. Don't worry about this.

Jim: Oh, nice, wasting time, here we go.
Meredith: Hey, back off. It's Solitaire.

Creed: Hey, kid. Hear you're looking for work.
Jim: Talk to me.
Creed: How far can you reach those lovely long arms of yours? [Jim reaching his arms out as far as he can go] Eh, put 'em down. How long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours? [Jim inhales] Good.
Gabe: Hey, Jim? Are you distracting these people?
Creed: We're working. [Jim still holding his breath]

Michael Scott: So, any ideas on how we can get over this nine-day hump here?
Ryan: I have nothing but ideas. The thing is, they all require money.
Michael Scott: Nine days, though. That's, like...
Ryan: Look, I know I've tapped you so hard.
Michael Scott: Yes, you have tapped this. Hard.
Ryan: [laughs] Oh, you are funny, Michael. You--people, people don't give you enough credit.
Michael Scott: Maybe I could take a second mortgage on my condo.
Ryan: Well, a lot of people are doing that. And there don't seem to be any consequences. And they say the rates have never been lower.
Michael Scott: So you would think that's a good idea for me to do?
Ryan: Think about this. You and me on a private plane flown by our private pilot-
Michael Scott: Mm-hmm.
Ryan: Eating our private meal cooked by our private chef.
Michael Scott: Yeah, well, we never even have dinner now, so...
Ryan: We totally should.
Michael Scott: Tonight?
Ryan: I gotta work on this.
Michael Scott: Oh right. What am I saying? Rain Check.
Ryan: Yeah.

Man: So, if I were to call Dunder Mifflin and ask for Miss Angela Martin, would I get through to you?
Angela: You would. And if I were to call your house and ask for your wife, would I get through to you?
Man: My wife passed away a few years ago.
Angela: How tragic. Very sorry to hear that.
Man: Thank You.

Andy: You're gonna lose all of our money.
Michael Scott: Only if he fails. And you know what? Ryan, I believe in you. Just like I believe in all of you. You have nine days to save everybody's money.
Ryan: Oh... Uh, that's a lot of pressure. I- I am gonna need some more time.
Michael Scott: You can't have it.
Ryan: Okay. I won't let you down.