Michael Scott: What, um- What do you think of role-play?
Phyllis: It can be fun.
Michael Scott: Yeah? Well, Jan has this schoolgirl fantasy.
Karen: That's a pretty common one.
Michael Scott: I just I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.

Creed: I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times, and I have paid dearly.

Creed: The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss? [aside to camera:] If that's flashing, then lock me up.

Michael Scott: In all the excitement, I forgot that my primary goal is to keep people safe. Women can't have fun if they don't feel safe. For example, Jan and I have a safe word in case things go too far. Foliage. And if one of us says that word, the other one has to stop. Although last time, she pretended she didn't hear me.

Michael Scott: I am sick over this thing. Those people out there are clearly afraid. And that can't happen. Not in my house.
Dwight K. Schrute: Agreed. Let me show you what I've been working on. There are several penises there I'd love Phyllis to run her eyes over. You know, see if we can catch this pervert.
Michael Scott: This is the last thing that Phyllis needs to see right now, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Look at that one.
Michael Scott: Dwight, are those your pants? That's a Polaroid.

Michael Scott: Attention, everybody. Dwight has something he would like to say.
Dwight K. Schrute: Due to a recent incident involving Phyllis, a man, a map, and his penis, I think you know what I'm referring to, Michael has authorized me to form an emergency anti-flashing task force.
Jim: Question. Won't that interfere with your other task forces?
Dwight K. Schrute: Answer. No, because this is being given priority one. This is a petition for the business park to upgrade their security cameras as well as install two floodlights in the parking lot. And I know what you're thinking. Won't that just shed more light on the penises? But that is a risk we have to take.

Dwight K. Schrute: Pam. You can draw, kind of. Why don't you work with Phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community?
Pam: Phallus?
Dwight K. Schrute: Phyllis. Sorry. I've got penises on the brain. Back to work, everybody.

Pam: I don't often miss Roy, but I can tell you one thing. I wish someone had flashed me when I was with Roy. Because that would have been the ass-kicking of the year. Especially if it had been Jim. He would not have wanted me to have seen Jim's- Whoo, I'm- I am saying a lot of things.

Michael Scott: Okay. You know something, Dwight? We are not the terrorists. Why don't you just take these women, put them in a burlap sack, and hit them with a stick? Because that's what you're doing. I celebrate these women. They deserve the right to dress as they please. If Pam wants to show more cleavage, she should be able to. I encourage that.

Michael: So, what I want to engage us in today is a hardcore discussion about women's problems and issues and situations. Magazines and TV shows and movies portray women as skinny, tall goddesses. Well, look around. Are women like that? No. No, they are not. Even the hot ones aren't really that skinny. So, what does that say? That says that you women are up against it. And it is criminal. Society doesn't care. Society sucks. I don't even consider myself a part of society. F.Y.I. Because I am so angry over all of this.
Angela: If it were up to me, you ladies would be the fashion models.
Kevin: Yes, Andy. Then, the fashion models could come here and work with me.
Karen: What you're saying is extremely misogynistic.
Michael Scott: Yes. Thank you. That was not necessary, but I appreciated it. And it proves my point. Women can do anything.
Karen: I'm saying that you're being sexist.
Michael Scott: No. I'm being misogynistic. That is insane. I am not being sexist.
Karen: That's the same thing.