‘Women's Appreciation’
Season 3, Episode 22 - Aired May 3, 2007
After Phyllis is the victim of a flasher in the company car park, Michael decides to host a meeting on women's appreciation. As Dwight searches for the perp, Michael heads to the mall with the women of Dunder Mufflin.
Quote from Michael Scott
Pam: Michael, you shouldn't do anything that you're uncomfortable with.
Michael Scott: Jan says anything that doesn't scare us is not worth doing. I don't know. Maybe we're different people. I like cuddling and spooning and she likes videotaping us during sex.
Pam: Oh, my God.
Michael Scott: And then, watching it back right afterward to improve my form.
Karen: That is not healthy behavior.
Michael Scott: No. It's not that bad. The worst part is that she shows it to her therapist and they discuss it.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [outside Victoria's Secret] Oh, hey, guys. I want to do something nice for you, because you did something so nice for me earlier. I want you to go in there. I want you to buy one item, on me. As a thank you. Come on. Get in here.
Quote from Creed
Creed: What are you doing in here? This is the woman's room.
Kevin: You're in here.
Creed: I pay for that privilege.
Quote from Pam
Pam: I'm kind of in between boyfriends right now, so I don't need anything sexy. But I do need some new hand towels. I figure I can cut up this robe.
Quote from Pam
Pam: You know? I changed a tire today. All by myself. This bathrobe's already coming in handy. [car honks] Coming!
Quote from Jim
Dwight K. Schrute: Dunder Mifflin Paper / Sex Predator Hotline. This is Dwight Schrute.
Jim: Hey, Dwight. It's Jim.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, what are you doing? I'm busy.
Jim: No. You're not. I'm looking right at you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Ugh. I'm hanging up.
Jim: Don't. I have information about the sex predator.
Dwight K. Schrute: You have information about the sex predator?
Jim: I saw him two minutes ago.
Dwight K. Schrute: Where?
Jim: In the women's bathroom, above the sink.