Phyllis: Angela, who would you choose? Jim or Roy?
Angela: It's nobody's business, Phyllis. Roy.

Kevin: Jim has got it bad for Pam.
Creed: [laughing] Oh! Which one is Pam?

Kevin: Hey, Michael. So, do you think Jim will try to break up the wedding?
Michael Scott: You know what, Kevin, Jim is a friend of mine. So, the only people that this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam, and me.

Jim: Well, the cat's out of the bag. I used to have a crush on Pam, and now I don't. Riveting.

Jim: Hey, listen. Um... I told Michael on the booze cruise- It's so stupid. I told Michael that I had had a crush on you when you first started here.
Pam: Oh.
Jim: Well, I just thought that I figured you should hear it from me rather than I mean, you know Michael.
Pam: Right.
Jim: And, seriously, it's totally not a big deal. Okay? And when I found out that you were engaged, I mean-
Pam: No, I know. Like, I kind of- Like I thought that maybe you did when I first started.
Jim: Oh, you did?
Pam: No, I mean, just 'cause we, like, got along so well.
Jim: Oh, yeah. No, yeah, you saw through me. Great.
Pam: So, are you gonna be, like, totally awkward around me now?
Jim: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hope that's okay.
Pam: Mmm-hmm.
Jim: And, Pam? It was, like, three years ago. So, I am totally over it.
Pam: Cool.
Jim: Okay.

Jim: Hey.
Michael Scott: I know. I know, I know.
Jim: Um. What happened?
Michael Scott: I- Oh, just I was trying- The expense reports- And then Toby, you know, he just- I know, I just- I just hope it- [sobbing] I just hope that this doesn't affect our friendship. It's stupid. It's so stupid.
Jim: Hey, hey. Listen, man. You know, it's not a big deal.
Michael Scott: Well, okay. I'm fine.
Jim: It's going to be fine.
Michael Scott: No, I know, I'm good, I'm good. It's just-
Jim: Look, it's one day. Everything's gonna be all right?
Michael Scott: Yeah. No big deal.
Jim: You good?
Michael Scott: Yeah, I'm good.

Michael Scott: Oh, man. You should order milk. Get it? Why do I like Hooters?
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Well, I will give you two reasons. The boobs and the hot wings.

Michael Scott: Here we go, here we go. Bogey at 3:00. Hi.
Dana: Hey, I'm Dana, welcome to Hooters.
Michael Scott: We're not worthy, we're not worthy! Hello, Dana. I am Michael and this is Jim. And we are brothers.
Jim: No. We're not brothers.
Michael Scott: Well, I'm his boss, actually, and I treat him well. I'm taking him out to lunch because I can afford it. And he can have whatever he wants.

Michael Scott: Tell me, Dana. How is your chicken breast?
Dana: Oh, it's great. It's served with our world-famous wing sauce.
Michael Scott: Mmm. Sounds yummy. I will have a chicken breast, hold the chicken. [laughs]
Dana: Is that what you really want?
Michael Scott: No, I'm gonna have the gourmet hot dog.
Dana: Great.

Pam: What did you guys talk about?
Jim: Just, you know, politics, literature. [Jim holds up the Hooters t-shirt]
Pam: I hate you.