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The List

‘The List’

Season 8, Episode 1 -  Aired September 22, 2011

As Andy settles into his role as regional manager, Robert California, the new CEO of Dunder Mifflin, divides the office with a list he made.

Quote from Andy

Andy: Well, we should all be really excited about our very own pizza party. Pizza partay! Pizza! Partay! Pizza! Partay!

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Quote from Toby

Toby: I should not be here. I'm in the- I was in the wrong- I'm- I'm sorry. Uh, just picture me back there. I- I was never here.

Quote from Robert

Dwight K. Schrute: You know, I feel comfortable enough now to ask you this question. What made you pick this group?
Robert: I just think you guys are winners and I wanted to have lunch with you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay!
Phyllis: Well, what about the other guys?
Dwight K. Schrute: Losers.
Robert: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Come on.
Robert: I don't- I don't wanna say-
Dwight K. Schrute: Come on, come on.
Robert: No, no.
Dwight K. Schrute: Come on.
Robert: Huh, I guess I think they're losers.
Dwight K. Schrute: Ha ha, I knew it! Ha ha! Yes! Woo!
Robert: Probably shouldn't have said that.

Quote from Pam

Pam: Oh, text from Jim. "This is getting very weird. Will explain later."
Pam: [Everyone's phone vibrates] Oh, text from Kevin.
Meredith: "Suck it losers."

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Kelly: Oh, hey guys! We had so much fun. We had Margherita pizza. We all hung out. Got to know each other better. How was your lunch?
Angela: It was excellent.
Darryl: Good times.
Andy: Yeah?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, we did. It was the best time. And you know what? Now it's over. Back to work everyone. You too, Andy.

Quote from Andy

Andy: Hey guys. So Columbus Day, we got that half-day on Friday.
Stanley: We get that every year.
Andy: Well, you got it this year, too.

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