Jim: So I was wondering if Karen and I could get off a few hours early because we wanted to spend the night in the city.
Michael Scott: Why, so you can do it?
Jim: Whoops.
Michael Scott: No, well, I was thinking that, actually, we can all leave tomorrow and do a convoy, you know? Convoys are really fun. Pull up next to each other, give each other the finger. Moon each other.
Jim: Uh. We're going to go tonight, but we're going to see you there tomorrow morning, right?
Michael Scott: All right. All right. Your loss.
Karen: Wait, how would you moon us if you were driving?
Michael Scott: Cruise control.
Karen: Oh.

Oscar: Hey, Pam, I've been meaning to say something to you. I really miss our friendship.
Pam: That's very funny.
Stanley: I've never heard you talk that much. I thought it was Kelly.
Kelly: Are you kidding? I would never have done that. It was Patheticville. No offense, Pam.
Meredith: You know what, don't even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk, I bet no one even remembers what you said.
Creed: I remember. I blogged the whole thing.
[aside to camera:]
Creed: www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts Check it out.

Michael Scott: There they are, the accounting department. I shall miss your humility and your promptly printed checks.

Michael Scott: I sold it on eBay. The buyer was very motivated as was I. It went for 80% of what I paid. Sold in record time.

Michael Scott: Pam, DEFCON 10. Houston, we have a problem.
Pam: What do you want me to do?
Michael Scott: I may need some immediate assistance. If you would slowly and quietly gather the ladies in the conference room, Phyllis, Angela, Karen.
Pam: What about Meredith?
Michael Scott: No. She's an alternate.

Jan: Sorry to drop by unexpectedly. I I tried calling, but I kept getting voicemail.
Michael Scott: Weird.
Jan: Yeah.
Michael Scott: I didn't get both of your messages.

Pam: No, it's fine. I'm sure it must have been weird for Jim when Roy and I were joking around that one time.

Pam: I'm happy for him. I hope he gets the job. I really just want him to be happy. And I know that sounds cliche, and I know saying it sounds cliche sounds cliche. Maybe I'm being cliche. I don't care because I am what I am. That's Popeye.

Michael Scott: Hey, everybody, the next time you see me I will be working for corporate. Starting tomorrow, Dwight Schrute will be running the branch. So without further ado, I would like to start saying my goodbyes. [playing "Kind & Generous" on a tape recorder] Okay. Good night and good luck.

Andy: Three months ago, I was nowhere. I was just a Cornell grad in anger management. Look where I am now. Not bad.