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The Office: Fun Run

401. Fun Run

Aired September 27, 2007

After Michael runs over Meredith in the company car park, he tries to earn her forgiveness. When they learn Meredith might have caught rabies from the bat in the office, Michael decides they should host a charity fun run for the disease. Meanwhile, Angela regrets asking Dwight to look after her cat, and Jim and Pam keep quiet about their new relationship.

Quote from Creed

Creed: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. but you make more money as a leader.


Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point that I am trying to make.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not, like, this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: So Ryan got promoted to corporate where he is a little fish in a big pond. Whereas back here in Scranton, I'm still top dog in a fairly large pond. So who's the real boss? The dog or a fish?

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Ladies and gentlemen. I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Jim: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: Where?
Michael Scott: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her life. They did the best that they could. And she is going to be okay.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that?

Quote from Ryan

Ryan: People keep calling me a "wunderkind." I don't even know what that means. I mean, I know what it means. It means very successful for your age. So I guess it makes sense, but It's a weird word.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: It's only Meredith.
Michael Scott: Yeah, it's only Meredith. Thank God. But did you see the way they looked at me? Like I was a murderer or something.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey. Why did you it?
Michael Scott: It was an accident.
Dwight K. Schrute: Was she talking back?
Michael Scott: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Just got sick of that face? Did she owe you money? Uh-oh. Is this downsizing? Did she spurn your advances?

Quote from Stanley

Michael Scott: All right, since I am the boss, I will drive as well. Who wants shotgun?
Stanley: You can't be serious. You ran a woman over this morning.
Michael Scott: Everybody inside the car was fine, Stanley!

Quote from Creed

Phyllis: Does it hurt terribly?
Meredith: No, it's not too bad. They have me on a lot of painkillers.
Creed: Oh, really? What kind, codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone?
Meredith: I have no idea.

Quote from Stanley

Stanley: Oh, yes, I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.

Quote from Kelly

Michael Scott: Kelly, you are Hindu. So you believe in Buddha.
Kelly: That's Buddhists.
Michael Scott: Are you sure?
Kelly: No.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: A woman shouldn't have to be hit by a car to learn that she may have rabies. But that is where we are in America. And that does not sit right with me. And that is why I'm hosting a fun run race for the cure for rabies. To raise awareness of the fact that there is a cure for rabies. A disease that has been largely eradicated in the U.S. But not very many people know that.

Quote from Pam

Pam: So I closed the door but the image of his...
Jim: Baguette.
Pam: Dangling participle is still burned in my eyes.
Jim: I can imagine.

Quote from Michael Scott

Kevin: You ca not make me run. It is not a real charity. It's stupid, Michael and I'm not gonna do it.
Michael Scott: All right, all right.
Kevin: You didn't run for me when I thought I had skin cancer.
Michael Scott: I know that you're probably scared of people seeing your fat legs in shorts.
Kevin: No.
Michael Scott: Okay. Well, back in olden times, a large, fat person like this was a person of power. A person who had money, who could buy food. A person of respect, like the regional manager of the day. Whereas someone athletic and trim like myself was somebody who worked in the fields, and I was a peasant.

Quote from Jim

Jim: One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

Quote from Angela

Pam: Angela? Are you coming?
Angela: I can't. Sprinkles is sick.
[aside to camera:]
Angela: She's been sick for some time. Thank you for asking. No one asks about Sprinkles.
Angela: I have to give her her meds, I have to pet her. And who will she eat lunch with?
Pam: Can't your other cats keep her company?
Angela: There's bad blood. Jealousies, cliques.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Ugh. I hate hospitals. In my mind, they are associated with sickness.

Quote from Angela

Michael Scott: Alright, let's just go around the room, and tell me what you believe in.
Stanley: I'm a ... Catholic.
Michael Scott: Okay.
Darryl: Presbyterian.
Pam: Oh, me too.
Darryl: For real?
Pam: Same religion.
Phyllis: I'm a Lutheran, and bob is a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy.
Angela: That's why we're cursed.

Quote from Andy

Andy: I'm petrified of nipple chafing. Once it starts, is a vicious circle. You have sensitive nipples, they chafe. So they become more sensitive. So they chafe more. So I take precautions.

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