‘Fun Run’
Season 4, Episode 1 - Aired September 27, 2007
After Michael runs over Meredith in the company car park, he tries to earn her forgiveness. When they learn Meredith might have caught rabies from the bat in the office, Michael decides they should host a charity fun run for the disease. Meanwhile, Angela regrets asking Dwight to look after her cat, and Jim and Pam keep quiet about their new relationship.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point that I am trying to make.
Quote from Creed
Creed: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not, like, this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: So Ryan got promoted to corporate where he is a little fish in a big pond. Whereas back here in Scranton, I'm still top dog in a fairly large pond. So who's the real boss? The dog or a fish?
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Ladies and gentlemen. I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Jim: What?
Dwight K. Schrute: Where?
Michael Scott: It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her life. They did the best that they could. And she is going to be okay.
Stanley: What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that?
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: People keep calling me a "wunderkind." I don't even know what that means. I mean, I know what it means. It means very successful for your age. So I guess it makes sense, but It's a weird word.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?
Quote from Creed
Phyllis: Does it hurt terribly?
Meredith: No, it's not too bad. They have me on a lot of painkillers.
Creed: Oh, really? What kind, codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone?
Meredith: I have no idea.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: It's only Meredith.
Michael Scott: Yeah, it's only Meredith. Thank God. But did you see the way they looked at me? Like I was a murderer or something.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey. Why did you it?
Michael Scott: It was an accident.
Dwight K. Schrute: Was she talking back?
Michael Scott: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Just got sick of that face? Did she owe you money? Uh-oh. Is this downsizing? Did she spurn your advances?
Quote from Stanley
Michael Scott: All right, since I am the boss, I will drive as well. Who wants shotgun?
Stanley: You can't be serious. You ran a woman over this morning.
Michael Scott: Everybody inside the car was fine, Stanley!