‘The Job’
Season 3, Episode 24 - Aired May 17, 2007
As Michael, Jim and Karen head to New York to apply for a job at corporate, Dwight takes charge in Scranton.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Ryan, coffee.
Ryan: I don't do that stuff anymore.
Michael Scott: No. It's for me, bimbo. Kids.
Quote from Pam
Pam: No, I don't know what the future holds. But I'm optimistic and I had fun goofing around with Dwight today. Jim and I are just too similar. Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. But, you- That is a- You know, not- A man. A man version. But until then I can hold my head up. I'm not gay.
Quote from Jim
David: How do you think you'd function here in New York?
Jim: What's that? Oh, great. You know I just I really appreciate the buildings and the people, and there's just an energy that New York has. Not to mention they have places that are open past 8:00, so that's a bonus.
David: You've been in the Scranton branch a long time. What have you liked most about that place?
Jim: The friendships.
Quote from Jim
[flashback:]
Jim: How are your feet?
Pam: Medium rare. Thanks.
Jim: The real reason that I went to Stamford was because I wanted to be- Not here.
Pam: I know.
Jim: And even though I came back, I just feel like I've never really come back.
Pam: Well, I wish you would.
Quote from Kevin
Kevin: I love fake boobs. Oftentimes you find them on strippers.