Kevin: That's so awesome!
Pam: Congratulations!
Jim: Congratulations!
Michael Scott: Thank you. So guys, guys, guys. We're moving to Colorado.
Kevin: All of us?
Michael Scott: Yep.
Jim: Wait, what?
Michael Scott: Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.

Michael Scott: So this is one of my favorite places in the world.
Holly: Why?
Michael Scott: This is where Toby announced that he was going to Costa Rica. It was the happiest day of my life. Until the day you came to replace him. Let's go in here.
Michael Scott: This is where we first kissed.
Holly: I remember.
Michael Scott: And this is where we first made love. You remember what I tried there?
Holly: Michael! [they both laugh]
Michael Scott: Through these blinds is where I first saw you, and you had all these boxes, and I thought you were the prettiest mover I had ever seen. And I was sitting at this desk when I called you to tell you that I had herpes and that I was still in love with you and you said that it was over, and that you didn't love me. Thank goodness none of that was true. Including the herpes. Ingrown hair. Right in here, this is where we first co-ran our meeting. Remember, obesity awareness?
Holly: Mmm-hmm.
Michael Scott: We saved a lot of lives that day. That's where you first met Michael Klump.
Holly: [as Klump] Oh, I say, I say, I say, I sit on you!
Michael Scott: And right over there is where you found out that Meredith was prostituting herself for Outback steak. And I will never forget that you had the cutest look on your face because you couldn't believe it, you thought it was so wrong.
Michael Scott: And over here...
Holly: What happened here?
Michael Scott: Well, nothing. Nothing really. I would just find an excuse to come here so I could stare at you through that window. This is what I'd do. [runs watercooler tap]
Holly: Nice.
Michael Scott: Let's go in here.

Dwight K. Schrute: People, look alive. It's showtime. Doors open in 3...2...1.
Jim: Oh, yikes.
Pam: It's cold, Dwight. Just shut the door and let people come in the front.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's good that it's cold. It will drive business inside.
Pam: The signs will drive people inside.
Dwight K. Schrute: The warmth will lure people inside.
Andy: Close it.
Dwight K. Schrute: This is how business-
Andy: Close it.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm not closing the door.
Andy: Close it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Stop it.
Andy: Just close it.

Kevin: Woah, I love her. How much for that?
Michael Scott: I, uh... I actually don't know why I brought that because it's kind of priceless.
Holly: 10 dollars.
Michael Scott: Mmm, no. I paid 500 dollars for that.
Kevin: 200.
Michael Scott: 500.
Holly: 20.
Kevin: 45.
Michael Scott: Get lost.
Kevin: Damn it.
Michael Scott: That is how you do it.

Lady: How much for the slip and slide?
Michael Scott: Get lost.

Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, put those away.
Jim: [pulls away beans] I'm really sorry. Pam must have put those out.
Dwight K. Schrute: Just out of curiosity, what were the claims for those beans?
Jim: They're legumes, Dwight. And you're just gonna make fun of me, so why would I... You know what, this ends now. [squishes the packet of beans, then stomps on it]

Pam: We are a family.
Michael Scott: I could not agree with you more.
Pam: And I've always believed that we should all be involved in everyone's personal lives, in a very major way.
Michael Scott: Yes. Thank you.
Pam: So about this proposal thing...
Michael Scott: No, no, no. No, no. My mind's made up. I am not going to change my mind. You can't talk me out of it.
Pam: Michael, she's perfect for you.
Oscar: She's the one.
Jim: She's amazing. This is very exciting.
Pam: So we just- We wanna help you plan the proposal, so that it's safe and responsible and realistic and doable.
Michael Scott: I had a great idea until you ruined it.

Holly: This is your mom's old stuff?
Phyllis: Yeah, mostly.
Holly: How's she doing?
Phyllis: It didn't go down easy but she's made some friends and it's already better than it was.
Holly: How do you know when it's time?
Phyllis: I don't know if you ever know. And if you wait for the day when your parent to comes to you and says "I can't take care of myself", that's never gonna happen. I have a box of bras under the table if you're interested.
Holly: Let me see.

Pam: Okay, I think animals and proposals are out, right? Ryan, didn't you read in one of your blogs that animals are out?
Ryan: Blogs are out but people are texting each other no more animals.

Michael Scott: How about this, I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof, it hits the ground, the head pops off, this leads to me saying the line, '"I lost my head when I fell in love with you."
Jim: That's a guarantee.
Michael Scott: It's easy enough to get a corpse. You just go to a med school. I already have the ring.
Jim: Don't think you need the corpse then.