‘Diversity Day’
Season 1, Episode 2 - Aired March 29, 2005
Michael's reenactment of a Chris Rock routine leads Corporate to mandate a racial sensitivity seminar.
Quote from Michael Scott
Stanley: I admire your culture's success in America.
Pam: Thank you.
Michael Scott: Good. Bom bom bom-bom bom. Come on. Olympics of Suffering right here. Slavery versus the Holocaust. Come on.
Stanley: Who am I supposed to be?
Michael Scott: No, that was inadvertent. We didn't actually plan that.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: "Lots of cultures eat rice". Doesn't help me. [to Pam] Um, shalom. I'd like to apply for a loan.
Pam: That's nice, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it quick.
Pam: Okay, I like your food.
Dwight K. Schrute: Outback steakhouse. [accent] I'm Australian, mate.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Pam, come on. "I like your food." Come on. Stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam!
Quote from Kevin
Kevin: Hey. You wanna go to the beach?
Angela: Sure.
Kevin: You want to get high?
Angela: No.
Kevin: I think you do, mon.
Angela: Stop.