Michael Scott: [on the phone] Hey, buttercup.
Jan: Hi.
Michael Scott: I am on my way. I should be there in about 15-
Jan: All right, let's just blow this party off.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.

Jan: Am I on speakerphone?
Michael Scott: Yes, you are.
Jan: Is anybody else-
Dwight K. Schrute: Hello, Jan!
Jan: Hi, Dwight. Okay, Michael, take me off speakerphone.
Michael Scott: No problem.
Jan: [still on speaker phone] Okay, let's just go to a motel and just, like, rip into each other like we did on that black sand beach in Jamaica.

Pam: I've decided that I'm going to be more honest. I'm gonna start telling people what I want directly. So look out world 'cause old Pammy is getting what she wants. And don't call me Pammy.

Michael Scott: It's been sitting in my car all day. Sun beating down on the mayonnaise. Just- You never know.

Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, you know that line on the top of the shrimp? That's feces.

Dwight K. Schrute: Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica?
Guy: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: No? Then you're an idiot.

Rachel: Hello, Michael.
Michael Scott: Rachel! Boy, you clean up good. The place looks great with all the lights on and everything. Actually looks bigger with people in it. It's weird.

David: So Jan, glad you could make it.
Jan: Oh, of course. Of course, David. Do you remember Michael Scott from the Scranton branch?
David: Of course I do. How are you, Michael?
Michael Scott: Jan and I are lovers. It feels so good to finally say that out loud.

Karen: Rachel, your house is beautiful.
Rachel: Thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: What's the square footage?
David: About 5,000.
Dwight K. Schrute: Does that include the garage?
Michael Scott: Dwight, wow. That's not appropriate.
David: I don't know.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's a common question.

Michael Scott: David, how much did this house cost?
Dwight K. Schrute: These old Colonials are great when they're sound. I'd love to take a look around.
Rachel: I'll show you around, sure.
Dwight K. Schrute: Cool. Let's start with the banisters.